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August 14 2017

20:13

unshrink:

if you ever feel down… remember dat

20:13

birds-of-prey-daily:

yakdad:

i heard u were talkin shit about secretarybirds

how could anyone not love these amazing creatures i mean just look

so beautiful

so majestic

look this one is laughing!!!!

this one is stomping a motherfuckin’ snake like A BOSS

((ok that snake is rubber but IF IT WERE A REAL SNAKE THAT BIRD WOULD STILL STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT I MEAN LOOK THIS IS THE AFTERMATH OF SOME GENUINE BADASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKE STOMPING))

u go motherfucker eat that fuckin’ snake hell yeah!!!

this one likes modern dance

this one’s GOTTA GO FAST!!!

THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GRAVITY IT’S GONNA FUCK UR ASS UP

in conclusion: MOTHERFUCKIN’!!!!!!!!!!!

SECRETARYBIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!

thank u and goodnight

I can’t stop laughing. I had to share this. 

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meganbarkerart:

do you ever just

20:12
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hennyfromtheblock:

nice-wig-janis:

noirhund:

droidhusbands:

listen, i’m knee-deep in some star wars magazine and i just found another iconic luke look

they look like theyre headed to coachella

is that halsey

which one

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20:12

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

Pizza is trying its best! >:(

20:11
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quinndad:

THE SQUIGGLY MOUTH SMILE THAT SHERWIN DOES WHEN LOOKING AT JONATHAN REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

20:10

shodaw:

shodaw:

superimagery:

shodaw:

Let bi boys date girls

Who isn’t letting them……

Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

20:10

grubwizard:

I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams

20:07
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campdiem:

Thank you @ that anon for being a filthy enabler I’m so sorry

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20:02

westbrookwestbooks:

swanjolras:

gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us– we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

and they told us to tell you hello.

So, I have to say something. 

This is my favorite post on this website. 

I’ve seen this post in screenshots before, and the first time I read it, I cried. Just sat there with tears running down my face. 

Because this, right here, is the best of us, we humans. That we hope, and dream of the stars, and we don’t want to be alone. That this is the best of our technology, not Terminators and Skynet, but our friends, our companions, our legacy. Our message to the stars. 

I’m flat out delighted, and maybe even a little honored, that I get to reblog this.

19:57

dragonfri:

skyheartstar13:

lankykong64:

worms101:

Final thoughts: Guns are loud and ugly and we should throw them all in the ocean

dont give weapons to the fishes theyll fuckin kill us dude

@dragonfri “The galaxy is for fish!”

DUDE DONT TELL BIG FISH BOSS

19:47

ask-oncies-jizz:

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

19:37

vampireapologist:

Being a good person is a choice. Don’t let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.

Every single time you do something good, you’ve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.

Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, I’m proud of you, and I’m rooting for you!

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ritsunekohoneybee:

Sample:
Sketchbook cover (੭ु´͈ ᐜ `͈)੭ु⁾⁾!

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19:30

Anyway. Today I'm happy I'm not an anti because

comrade-lecter:

comrade-lecter:

comrade-lecter:

comrade-lecter:

comrade-lecter:

comrade-lecter:

Dark fiction helped me through hard times as I turned my destructive thoughts into art, and if I couldn’t do that, my life would have been shorter and sadder.

08.08.2017

I know the difference between fiction and reality, and I can enjoy tragedy and drama without feeling I’m doing something “toxic”.

09.08.2017

I am in a consensual relationship that involves a lot of kinky activities, and I can be happy and confident, and no one will ever persuade me I’m being “abused”.

10.08.2017

I don’t dedicate my life to policing things beyond my control, and I know that goals I set for myself are actually achievable.

11.08.2017

I can study psychology professionally and don’t make up excuses why this or that psychologist is wrong when they say something that debunks antis’ dogma.

12.08.2017

I’m not homicidal.

13.08.2017

19:27

namiya-san:

She is beautiful!

19:27
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